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Had chinese A'level oral today... grr... it sucked! Totally cramped up... think i'll screw. Anyways, the highlight was the time when we were waiting to be executed tested. Lol, it was fun nia... Didn't realize Rui Ming was so gay fun-loving. He has very cooperative "friends" at his crotch filled with ancient fossil fuel. You see, dirt and grime gather at areas that aren't "polished" very often, and coz its usually closed, the dirt and grime are subjected to years of high pressure and heat, thus forming fossil fuel.

We came up with a few neat ideas on how to get an early heads up if the passage was going to be difficult. One of which included having Ivy a particular girl to rub her hairy chest as a signal... then rip off her blouse in frustration. Soon after, stress set in and while, something bouncy caught my eye. It was quite erm... entertaining when i shared it with Rui Ming... I hope he and his boyfriend (yes, boyfriend) can remain loving for eternity. Haha.

I "bumped" into Li Qian this morning like i do every other mornings. He shared with me an interesting incident with his civic tutor... One person skipped class so the ct decided to tell the class off. At one point he pointed towards Ivan (Goh, the Nan Hua one) and shouted "U! U! U!". Ivan tio stunned and then the ct asked him wad the thought he was toking abt.

"u calling me?"
"No! I was toking abt ur grades!"

El Oh El zee zeee.

Where did she get her degree...

Today, Ms Ng and I continued our Chicken Breast theory war. I looked her up after chemistry lecture and we started arguing. She said
"when there is a rise in thermometer reading, the heat change is negative."
"No. The thermometer can only measure the change in temperature of the surrounding, not the internal energy content of the reactants. Therefore when there is a rise in temperature, heat change is positive (because it is with respect to the surrounding that the thermometer is measuring)"
"Ah, Zheng Han, you are confused."
"NO! YOU! are confused!!"

I strongly believe that when making a report with respect to the reading you got off the thermometer, when you write a vague statements like "heat change", it is rightfully assumed to be the heat change in the substance that the thermometer (the instrument which you got the reading from) is measuring. In this case the surrounding solvent, not the reactants!! Thermometers cannot measure internal heat content of a molecule! Therefore is it not true that the temperature of the solvent rises because it has absorbed energy from the reacting agents? More heat energy = higher temperature! When you have more energy, it is true that the change in energy is a positive, is it not?!

She told me to go check the textbooks by Ramdens. Claims that they are following closely to the syllabus. Or rather the notes we were getting were mostly similar to the textbooks. So i did check it out. Indeed, heat change is positive when the temperature of the solvent rises because it is referring to the solvent (the substance the thermometer is measuring!)! And all the textbooks I found in the library needed to use theoretical explanations to change the positive heat change to a negative enthalpy change!!! Omg... where did she get her degree

I have returned....

Hey peeps, finally restarted me blog. As you can see, I made no effort in designing my blog - tells u wad kind of daddy i'll be. First off, I must tell you all, I've finally created a friendster account! Damn the guy who registered under my old e-mail. Screw ur nuts in hell.

Breaking news peeps, I've recovered the last surviving copy of the legendary yanshan's post. I'm not gonna do anything abt it. Perhaps keep it aside as a memory of youth. Maybe. I would still like the principal to explain what he meant when he said those things that day. Seems very unfair to me. Then again, his school, he rules... It doesnt hurt for him to edit himself once in a while though....

Whoopee, down to more lighthearted business. Today I got our og outing pic from jia min... yes. And she told me she had a blog. Wow. After reading her posts I thought, "wow, she is so damn!... stupid and self-absorbed deep and intellectual" Haiya, Jay Am, u shld noe all my frens are entitled to verbal abuse de... dun take it to heart luhzz... But then hor, I wonder where's the one where I was squeezing xiao mei. I wan that one!!! when i say i want it, i want it now!!!

Last week I challenged Ms Ng on chemistry. Yes. She says when a reaction gives off heat, the heat change is negative... okay, her point... so according to chemical energetics, she says when an object increases in temperature, the energy content decreases. That means if i put a piece of chicken breast in the freezer it will get COOKED?! SMLJ?! OMG WTS BBQ SAUCE!!! So I went home and did some research, turns up i'm right. Time to gloat in front of her.

Today Rui Ming kena from chua... then i saw he was quite sad... mostly coz i gave away his toy toy ealier on today. So i've decided to cheer him up. I did that by picking a fight with me gd fren ksk_aaa@hotmail.com. I may be a bastard but i care okay?! Damn fun... screaming "bastard!" "Fuck you!" and "Screw you!" all across the physics lab. So cool man. Rui Ming was laughing his testis off, so its mission success for me. Whoopee.

Toking abt that cute cute chua... today phy lect I went crazy... Charming tan was asking where the center of the circular motion was, so i screamed "there! neh! Na Bian Na Bian!" in front of chua chua when i'm not even looking up... i think he got diao me, then again i so shuai its no surprise. Also, i served the usual Nan Hua legendary response to any type of question - simply scream "ahh rah rah rah rah blah blah" all across the lecture hall. So shuang.

I do think that if i can invent halal pork i'd make millions. Juz a random thought though. Anyways, the clement got a new nick for me - faggot. Omg wts?! Okay lahz, Celeste say thats a sign that we're on gd terms. I hope so. Coz last time he always run away from me de... He looks like someone from south park though. Take photoshop and downsize him and u'll see wad i mean.

I wan go OG outing again!! Even better if can have chalet. I miss Chin How luhz. Honestly man. The person i feel i can click with the most. I think he's obsessed with his gf. El Oh El. Toking abt Chin How ahhzz... i remembered last week one particular guy asked me to be his boyfriend.. Omg?! Childhood trauma lehz... dun scare me like that... i can be nice and gay but u have to have natural born pair of breasts and a uterus for me to go that far luhz.. self control boy, self control.

Toking abt gay stuff (i.e guys (yucks)) chin chye told me abt ns checkup today. I was crapping and dunno when "erectile dysfunction" blurted out of my foul yap. Anywhos, he said there was a test for erectile dysfunction.... he said wad stand one side and cough lo... I was like omg? how does coughing determine whether u can erect or not...? Logically if u cough u'll jerk ur body, when u jerk ur body ur little lillies will bounce... that happens to everyone muhzz then i dun see how they can tell whether u have ED or not. Gay shitzit

Edit: My brother juz told me that the coughing test was to test whether u have medical conditions whereby u cant hold ur wee wee back when u cough. Hee. Thats interesting: *cough *cough Oh noezzz!! I'm pee-ing everywhere, i carrrntt stopp. Oooohh!! Helps! Helps!

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