Breaking news peeps, I've recovered the last surviving copy of the legendary yanshan's post. I'm not gonna do anything abt it. Perhaps keep it aside as a memory of youth. Maybe. I would still like the principal to explain what he meant when he said those things that day. Seems very unfair to me. Then again, his school, he rules... It doesnt hurt for him to edit himself once in a while though....
Whoopee, down to more lighthearted business. Today I got our og outing pic from jia min... yes. And she told me she had a blog. Wow. After reading her posts I thought, "wow, she is so damn!...
Last week I challenged Ms Ng on chemistry. Yes. She says when a reaction gives off heat, the heat change is negative... okay, her point... so according to chemical energetics, she says when an object increases in temperature, the energy content decreases. That means if i put a piece of chicken breast in the freezer it will get COOKED?! SMLJ?! OMG WTS BBQ SAUCE!!! So I went home and did some research, turns up i'm right. Time to gloat in front of her.
Today Rui Ming kena from chua... then i saw he was quite sad... mostly coz i gave away his toy toy ealier on today. So i've decided to cheer him up. I did that by picking a fight with me gd fren ksk_aaa@hotmail.com. I may be a bastard but i care okay?! Damn fun... screaming "bastard!" "Fuck you!" and "Screw you!" all across the physics lab. So cool man. Rui Ming was laughing his testis off, so its mission success for me. Whoopee.
Toking abt that cute cute chua... today phy lect I went crazy... Charming tan was asking where the center of the circular motion was, so i screamed "there! neh! Na Bian Na Bian!" in front of chua chua when i'm not even looking up... i think he got diao me, then again i so shuai its no surprise. Also, i served the usual Nan Hua legendary response to any type of question - simply scream "ahh rah rah rah rah blah blah" all across the lecture hall. So shuang.
I do think that if i can invent halal pork i'd make millions. Juz a random thought though. Anyways, the clement got a new nick for me - faggot. Omg wts?! Okay lahz, Celeste say thats a sign that we're on gd terms. I hope so. Coz last time he always run away from me de... He looks like someone from south park though. Take photoshop and downsize him and u'll see wad i mean.
I wan go OG outing again!! Even better if can have chalet. I miss Chin How luhz. Honestly man. The person i feel i can click with the most. I think he's obsessed with his gf. El Oh El. Toking abt Chin How ahhzz... i remembered last week one particular guy asked me to be his boyfriend.. Omg?! Childhood trauma lehz... dun scare me like that... i can be nice and gay but u have to have natural born pair of breasts and a uterus for me to go that far luhz.. self control boy, self control.
Toking abt gay stuff (i.e guys (yucks)) chin chye told me abt ns checkup today. I was crapping and dunno when "erectile dysfunction" blurted out of my foul yap. Anywhos, he said there was a test for erectile dysfunction.... he said wad stand one side and cough lo... I was like omg? how does coughing determine whether u can erect or not...? Logically if u cough u'll jerk ur body, when u jerk ur body ur little lillies will bounce... that happens to everyone muhzz then i dun see how they can tell whether u have ED or not. Gay shitzit
Edit: My brother juz told me that the coughing test was to test whether u have medical conditions whereby u cant hold ur wee wee back when u cough. Hee. Thats interesting: *cough *cough Oh noezzz!! I'm pee-ing everywhere, i carrrntt stopp. Oooohh!! Helps! Helps!
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